Bozeman (Apple Cart News) - August 27, 2008
Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer revealed a critical aspect to the plans for a unified government in North America in an eerie replay of Stan Jones' speech during a CSPAN debate in the 2006 US Senate race. 
Unnamed sources are confirming a plan by the recently minted 'petro-dictators' to establish an office in Bozeman in order to advocate media control, night time curfews and random spot checks for oil abusers. They say that anyone caught with oil on their breath will not be tolerated and summary ejections from the city could result if their plan is accepted.
EA (an Helena based group called Energy Alarmists) is decrying the plan. Spokesman Ira Green feels that " addiction is a real problem, if we just banish people who can't control their carbon footprint, it's only a matter of time before the shoe is on the other foot".